It all started with me at some huge gym early in the morning. The funny thing is that it was much more then just a gym. It had trampolines and running track plus all the weights. I was walking around the gym and an old lady (in her 70's) said she wanted to buy the dildo that was in the over head light hanging over the huge trampoline. One of the guys that worked there lowered the light down to the trampoline and got the rubber dildo out of the light fixture. I was watching all this happen and they were walking on the glass of the light fixture and breaking it all over the trampoline. I watched for a few minutes and then went on my way.
I walked over to the running track to get ready to work out and a guy came over to me and started talking to me. He resembled my friend Robin but he was about 20 years older and had a goatee that was grey. His facial features were the sames, but much older and I kept looking at him until I finally decided that it was him. There was another guy there that I knew from high school but he was so old and wrinkled that it was hard to tell who he was. He looked like Johnny Murphy (high school friend) but he looked like he was in his late 70's or 80's. He was covered in wrinkles and could barley stand up or talk. I sat down and started to talk to Robin about his work out and he attached two sand bags to rope and tied the rope over his shoulders and started running the track dragging the sand bags. There were 2 or 3 other women there and they were doing the same thing with him.
I sat on the bench pulled out my iPad and logged on to the web cam. It came up a picture of a dog sitting on a couch and then started moving around a house. I sat there watched to see what would happen. As it moved around it went into a room with a couple sleeping in a bed and it the came up close to the woman's face. It turned out to be Kim McMillan the wife of a good friend of mine Russ McMillan. I am guessing it was her son carrying the web cam around the house. Kim woke up and told her son to stop and go away, Russ then jumped up on the other side of the bed and ran out the door. I don't know where he went, but I think he was chasing the dog from earlier.
I put the iPad away and left the gym and walked over to the Georgia Dome to watch the Atlanta Falcons football game. I went into the stadium but I never actually made it to a seat. I walked around the outside walk way of the stadium and watched the people. I started talking to a woman and she was telling me about her husband (I knew him but I can't remember who he was now), she was telling me how much he loved the game but he really came to see Kelly Clarkson sing. I looked over the balcony that we were standing on the he was down in the grass watching a huge screen of the game and running around, then Kelly came on and he froze and stood still and watched her sing what ever she was singing. At this time I was carrying the iPad and a Swede long coat and both of them belonged to my brother and his wife. I must have picked them up when I got to the game, because I don't own either one.
I asked the woman what she was waiting for and she said she was waiting on the fish to get finished cooking. There was a guy cooking a piece of fish on the open pit fire grill and it was about done. I stood there and watched him finish what he was doing. He pulled the fish off the grill and placed it on the hot coals on the edge of the grill and the fish expanded line 5x is original size. It blew up like someone was filling it with air. He pulled the fish off the coals and put it on the ground and a lady came out of the crowd and started to kneel down on the fish. She missed it the first time and tried again. The fish was crawling away from her. She finally got the her knee on the fish and all the top skin and meat came right off. All that was left was the underbelly on the ground and the skeleton of the fish, but it kept crawling away. I was amazed at this thing still moving on its own, but it kept on crawling.
As I was watching this Tom Hanks walks past me. I turn my attention to him and start talking with him and he tells me to follow him to his tail gate area, so I do. As we are walking he asked me what my favorite movie was and I told him "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close". He agreed with me and told me how much he liked that movie and how good of a job the little boy did in the movie, I agreed. We got to his tail gate area and his wife was there and she was Sandra Bullock There was another lady there and there were about 10 kids running around ranging from 1-10 years old. I was trying to figure out who's kids were who's. Tom said to give him my iPad, he wanted to show me something. I remember watching one of the younger kids using one and watching him use it was amazing. He was moving around and doing all kinds of things that he shouldn't be able to do at his age. As I was waiting on Tom to get done with my iPad, another kid showed up and appeared to be an older brother of the other kids, he looked about 12-13. He leaned down and was talking to one of the younger kids and the younger one grabbed the front of his shorts to pulled him closer to where he was sitting and it pulled down the front of the shorts and exposed his penis. He had those rubber wrist bands (cancer ones) around his penis like a cock ring. He just leaned there and talked to his brother without a care that he was exposing himself. His brother then let go and he went to sit down with the rest of the family and when he did, a huge butt plug popped out of the sides of his shorts. He just reached down and pushed it back inside and kept on talking. I got up and walked away at this point.
I walked back to where Sandra and the other lady were at and they were getting ready to feed the infants. They both put on some kind of hood mask with a hose coming out of the front. You couldn't see their face at this point. Both ladies were naked, except for the mask. The babies latched onto the nozzles on the masks and started drinking. I don't know where the milk is coming from, but there where getting fed some how. My phone rings and a picture of a guy I think I know comes up on the screen but I didn't answer it. The spot they were tailgating was next to a huge gate and as I was watching the feeding going on, the gates opened and someone comes in yelling "Nail Filler" and had a cart that he was taking into the stadium.
I walked around the corner to see what was going on and my phone rang again from the same person. I looked at it, but didn't answer it again. As I was turning the corner going back to the tailgate area, the guy that was calling me was standing there on a pay phone. He looked familure also but I don't know who he was. He was with Philip Ashton (male porn actor) and they asked me to come and go with them. I said sure and we went and got into a huge limo and took off. They we talking about having a hang over and how much money they spent last night at the bar. They had two bills they paid, one for $700 and one for $400 and they were talking about how they know they didn't drink all that liquor. I made the suggestion that they just pay as they go instead of running a tab and taking the chance of others putting stuff on their bill. They acted like this was a new concept or something and said they would do that. We got to the place that we were going and it was a huge restaurant with some kind of underground club in the back. We were walking through the dining room on the way to the dance club and there were go-go dancers on stages along the walls, both boys and girls. Just before I got into the club area, I remembered that I left my iPad and coat with Tom Hanks. I started panicking and turned around and took off running back to the GA Dome to see if I could find them.
As I was walking through the restaurant back too the front door, I past a table with the heads of a Giraffe a Ape, and a Tiger on the table. There was a lady sitting there getting ready to eat them, like this was her order for dinner. When I got to the front door the managers were arguing with a horse that had a helmet on that was basically an alligator head. They were telling the horse that he couldn't come in and he had to leave and he was snapping at them as I walked by to exit the building. As soon as I was outside the horse came running out and the mouth of the alligator was snapping and he came running at me. I dogged him the first time and he stopped and came back toward me again. I hit the alligator on the nose and he froze in his tracks. The horse looked at me and turned and ran off.
I started running back towards the dome to try to find my stuff and as soon as I got there, I say Tom and all the family starting to leave. I ran up to them and they asked me where I had been. They had their pilot there with them and we started talking about the first snow of the winter and what they were going to have to fly through. I asked Tom where my iPad and coat were and he handed me the iPad and the other woman was wearing the coat and she took it off and gave it to me. I thanked them both and looked at my iPad to see what he had done to it....
Then I woke up before I could find out what he had done....
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